'There are more mobile phones than toilets in India'

'CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980'

'Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population'

'Black holes are where God divided by zero'

'I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly.'

'Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.'